“Mom, I’ve got good news and bad news.”
“What is it, dear? Did you get the part in that Paul Newman movie you auditioned for?”
“No. But I did get a part in a dog food commercial.”
“That’s great! But what’s the bad news?”
“I have to be the dog.”
:12 – I can live with the idea of dogs having their own homes and being worried about the boss coming over for dinner but I can’t get past the apron. Why does a dog need an apron?
:27 – Why do the creators of dog food commercials always try to make the dog food look delicious? Has anyone ever watched a dog food commercial and thought, “Man, that chopped up horse looks deee-lish. Let’s go to the store, Buster!” And certainly the dog doesn’t care. I mean, he drinks out of the toilet bowl.
:36 – This is just before the poker game.