Who Thought This Was a Good Idea?

“Mom, I’ve got good news and bad news.”

“What is it, dear?  Did you get the part in that Paul Newman movie you auditioned for?”

“No.  But I did get a part in a dog food commercial.”

“That’s great!  But what’s the bad news?”

“I have to be the dog.”

:12 – I can live with the idea of dogs having their own homes and being worried about the boss coming over for dinner but I can’t get past the apron.  Why does a dog need an apron?

:27 – Why do the creators of dog food commercials always try to make the dog food look delicious?  Has anyone ever watched a dog food commercial and thought, “Man, that chopped up horse looks deee-lish.  Let’s go to the store, Buster!”  And certainly the dog doesn’t care.  I mean, he drinks out of the toilet bowl.

:36 – This is just before the poker game.