I’m going off the grid next week. Here are a few of the things I’ll be working on instead of my usual pastoral ramblings.
1. A screenplay where Art Garfunkle, DJ Jazzy Jeff, the dude that quit the Beatles before they got famous and the two guys from U2 not named Bono or The Edge team up to fight crime. They’ll be called The B Sides. Or maybe The Forgotten Ones. How about The Forgotten Boyz? I think I’ll go with The Forgotten Boyz. Well, that’s pretty much all I’ve got for now but it’s already better than The Avengers.
2. A book that mixes the two most popular themes in modern American literature. It’s about a little kid that dies after being bitten by a group of really hip vampires but then comes back to tell us what heaven is like. I’m going to call it Suckers.
See you in a week!