Sort of Like a Bagpipe

The following conversation took place several years ago in a far away land.

“Hey, can I perform on your music show?”

“Can you sing?”

“I prefer whispering.”

“Can you play an instrument?”

“Yes.”

“Which one?”

“Well, it’s one that I invented.  It’s sort of a cross between a guitar, a bagpipe and a jack in the box.”

“Interesting.  What does it sound like?”

“Sort of like a cross between a guitar, a bagpipe and a jack in the box.”

“Great!  Be here tomorrow night at six.”