Killing Santa

A few things about this global warming video from Greenpeace.

1. Santa looks an awful lot like Fidel Castro. Coincidence?

2. It makes me laugh when I hear Santa say “Putin.”

3. Instead of trying to scare us, why doesn’t Santa just move his operations to eastern Antarctica where they just had a temperature reading of -135.8? Better yet, why not just move to Philadelphia where they recently played a football game in the middle of a blizzard? Maybe he’s a Giant’s fan.

4. Once President Obama finds out that he’s been put on the naughty list, Santa should expect a visit from the IRS. And the NSA. And the DHS.

Either way you look at it, I guess Christmas really is in trouble this year.